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Fun Yellow-Pages

"WORDPLAY", one of my favorite things. I enjoy WORDS. Besides communicating thought, they also offer multiple forms of amusement, humor, and entertainment. Crossword Puzzles, Acrostics, Anagrams, Palindromes, Spoonerisms, and Alliteration are a few of the ways I have fun with words. In future updates of this page, I intend to feature some of those, but recently I discovered the unintended humor in the pairing of Index Words at the top of Yellow-Pages pages. Following are some of those I found to be worth a chuckle or a smile. I have put them in categories based on what they imply. I hope you find them equally humorous!

TRANSPORTATION
Airport-Alcoholism
Automobile-Awnings
Limousine-Linoleum
Nonmetallic-Parking

FOR THE HOME

Environmental-Eviction
Chiropractic-Chlorinating
Real-Rubbish
Rubber-Safes
Stereophonic-Storage

IN THE KITCHEN
Ice-Identification
Macaroni-Machine
Milk-Nondestructive
Recreational-Refrigerating
Sandblasting-Sandwiches
Sausage-Scales

AROUND THE YARD
Bird-Blowers
Compact-Compost
Environmental-Explosives
Lawn-Leasing
Tree-Trophies
Horticultural-Hospitals

LEISURE ACTIVITIES

Baby-Backpacking
Recreational-Recycling

SOCIAL LIFE

Alcoholism-Announcements
Asbestos-Associations
Closet-Clubs
Dating-Delicatessens
Rubbish-Sex
Sex-Spas
ELECTRONIC-COMMUNICATION
Cellular-Cemeteries
Data-Decorating
Interactive-Lettering
Mail-Manufacturers
Mental-Microfilming


SELF IMPROVEMENT
Beauty-Belts
Copying-Cosmetics
Mental-Mirrors
Voice-Washing

FOR YOUR HEALTH
Chiropractic-Churches
Hydraulic-Hypnotism
Medical-Mercy
Paper-Physiotherapists
Psychotherapy-Rental

RELIGION
Chocolate-Churches
Swimming-Synagogues

MUSIC
Musical-Newspapers
Optometrists-Organs
Physicians'-Pianos
Real-Records

EMPLOYMENT
Burglar-Business
emergency-Employment
Handicapped-Hauling
Interior-Investigators
Store-Strippers
Welding-Windmills
PETS
Aluminum-Animals
Bee-Bicycles
Dog-Doors
Fireplace-Fish
Greyhound-Hair
Horse-Hospitals
Pet-Pharmacies
Veterinary-Video


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